1. The living room actually becomes a (Living room: The place to live). Spending 20/24 hours on the sofa set
2. You realise that miracles and hazards happen simultaneously: (PS: Beginning with the inner door getting locked from inside on the Christmas day)
3. Winter with snow results in eating over spiced food which makes you sit with windows open even when the temperature outside is -2 degrees
4. You are obsessed with the idea of having ''Undhiyu'' on Uttarayan and a sweet-cum-bitter person makes it a point to accompany you to purchase a tin of Undhiyu from the market
5. Someone scares you to death while you are watching Madhuri Dixit's 100 days....
6. You begin ''exploring life'' with Jai Jharkhandi and Nagpuri songs (Starring ''Jaan de dega Manoj), Spider man and Rickshawala.
7. You realise that 2 of you can combat harsh winter by utilising one single purple coat! (LMAO)
8. You have to literally bring sleep to your eyes: Rather than sleep comming naturally.
9. Sheila ki Jawani, Munni Badnaam hui become the hot item numbers you want to see almost every day
10. Your day actually starts after having dinner (LMAO)
11. The entry of Punjabi songs (beginning with Amplifier) ruins your peaceful life.
12. You slowly start adopting different choices of songs and need to carry headphones to avoid the Punjabi songs torture (PS: The headphones eventually get snatched away from you).
13. You get to realise each other's true colours and laugh at the fact that you thought of each other as ''sophisticated, studious and quiet'' individuals initially
14. Gujarat-Maharashtra campaigns in India help in generating some super-duper politically motivated conversations.
15. You realise that you can make fun of each other now: And that too as openly as you want: Taking liberty with each other becomes a RIGHT!
16. You are forced to watch Pumbeeri dance at 1 pm....
17. You suddenly realise that you take your landlord as a living joke and a live bait...(Not allowing him to enter the house: And lying openly)
PS: Still you get to hear remarks like ''You bring illegal immigrants to the house''
18. More people become members of the house and you realise that a 5-member house, becomes a 6 member house and then gradually ends up with 10 people in the house....Over-crowded literally
19. Bin checks and dealing with black bin bags becomes a hard responsibility and headache....
20. You are christined with the name 'Ghussa' by someone in honour of the super cool black bin bags that you place at the backyard and because they don't get picked up, you bring them upstairs one by one......
21. Despite you performing work beyond your responsibilities, you get badly scolded by neighbours and your closest friend does not know what to do (laugh at you or support u)
22. The kitchen is the worst place for your sight to behold each morning....And at night, you realise, you cannot go to sleep without wiping off the utensils
23. The washing machine runs literally 24X7 and you often wonder how many garments each member of the house posesses.
24. You end up getting accustomed to dinner prepared by someone......Literally getting served into the plate.....
25. Mangoes, puran polis, Khakras and Dhoklas become the special varieties of life
26. You being a Gujarati realise that the Gujarati Amplifier is better sung by someone who is a non-Gujarati.
27. You reach the Indian Mela when the last performance is just about to end.....Yet clicking pictures individually and in a group becomes mandatory.
28. You get into the habit of naming each and every thing (Ducks in the park, utensils and house hold appliances).
29. You get locked outside the house and are allowed to enter only after listening to and singing back the ever horrid ''Door ni Khulni''
30. You sing at the top of your voice (despite your friend telling you not to). A third party comes rushing downstairs to see whether someone was crying or not....
31. You record songs on your birthday eve and that end up being the best birthday eve ever......
32. You are motivated to write Gujarati-marathi lyrics for Raj Thackeray and Narendra Modi's union campaign....
33. Your use of complicated english words is laughed at by someone.....and yet that ends up in adapting to ''Word of the day'' phenomenon.
34. Your birthday card reads ''Kuukeeeee kukeeee'' (One more together-stuff on the block)
35. You makee coffee for someone and it is 'APPRECIATED' (One of the rare things)
36. You spend half your life explaining to someone the differences between 'Naal' and 'Vichch'
37. Your two trusted friends back in Ahmedabad start supporting Punjabi campaigns
38. Lebara to lebara free calls are made the best use of: U message each other despite beiing in the same house:
(PS: It helps when u need to turn on the heater, that really doesn't work for more than 2 minutes because a ''hated-party'' turns it off)
39. You share a 'Boyish type' of friendship where hurling insults, fighting and snatching becomes highly prominent...You have to kick your friend at least once a day.
40. There is no end to madness.....and co-incidences too....(PS: yeah, co-incidences too)
