Kunti introduces her newly wed daughter-in-law
Draupadi to Hastinapur. I am presenting the entire fight in FIR context. It
starts with introducing the spicy-tongued Draupadi in the court of Dritrashtra
as the newly wedded Daughter-in-law and then comes a big fight amongst
everyone.
Kunti:
Pranaam Jeshth shree Dritrashtra Maharaj is the….
She is my daughter-in-law from aaj is the…
Draupadi:
Well, my pranaam to all is the,
please don’t
stare at the wall is the…..
Kunti:
Is se pehhle sab dede koi reaction is the.
Let me give you har ek ka introduction is the……
Yeh hai Maata Gandhari is the,
Inke bête padenge tum pe bhaari is the…..
Gandhari:
Putra vati bhava. Akhand Saubhagyawati bhava…….
Kunti:
Yeh hai Duryodhan /Dushashan tumhare Devar is the,
Dyut kreeda bhavan mein dikhayenge asli tevar is
the..…..
Draupadi:
What are you saying is the,
I am not going to bear that pain is the……
Kunti:
Yeh hai Mahatma Vidur is the….
Jo nahi hote hai satya se kabhi door is the…..
Draupadi:
Tumhare satya ki main lungi kabhi na kabhi test is
the…..
Please don’t take trouble, now go and rest is the….
Kunti:
Aur yeh hai Bheeshma Pitamaah is the,
inhe raaj
karne ki nahi hai koi chaah is the……
Draupadi: Pranaam dadaji is the……
(Bheeshma gives a strange expression)
Draupadi
(to kunti):
Sasu maa, yeh kaala
shaks kaun hai itna sad is the,
Is he retard or is he mad is the???
Kunti:
Yeh hai Ang Raj Karna is the,
Inko hua hai
sun Burn is the……
Draupadi:
Well dude Bheem is the,
Ang-raj ke
liye laao sun burn ka cream is the……
Karna:
Mujhe pe mat karo upkaar, tum bhi ho Kaali is the….
Paach husbands wali tum ho Panchaali is the….
Draupadi:
Well bro Soot Putra is the……
Kutte ko Gujarati mein kehte hain Kutra is the…..
Kunti:
Yeh hai tumhaara Jeth toh mat karo fight is the,
Day ke baad aati hai night is the…..
Shakuni: Well, Draupadi beta, you have not touched my
feet is the,
Ab main karunga Gambling mein cheat is the……
Draupadi:
Bread ke saath achcha lagta hai jam is the,
Tumhara bura hoga anjaam is the….
Kunti:
Tum sab ho mote-aur tagde is the…
Meri bahu se mat karo jhagde is the….
Mere saath chal Draupadi beta is the,
Yeh yug nahi hai Tretaa is the…
Duryodhan:
Dafaa ho…..Ab milte hai in the game of Dice is the,
Pandavo ki life mein Draupadi banke aayi hai Spice
is the….
Yudhishthir:
Anuj Braata, mat karo mujhko challenge is the,
You are very wicked and also very strange is the….
(The next day they meet in the Druit Kreeda Bhavan,
the Dice game hall)
Yudhishthir:
Well bro, Don’t try to act smart is the,
Game khelna tum log karo start is the
Shakuni:
Duryodhan ki ore se main fekunga Dice is the,
Antarctica main hoti hai bahot Ice is the…..
Duryodhan:
Tum sab bhaai lag jaaoge on gamble is the,
Ladies ko respect karna is in Indian Preamble is
the….
Arjun:
Ladies ki respect ki tum toh naa hi karo baat is the…
Nahi toh uth jaayega tumpe mera haath is the….
Yudhishthir:
Bheem mat karo gussa is the….
Waise bhi tere dimaag mein hai Bhoosa is the
Karna:
Hum jaayenge jeet is the……
Aur lenge tum paanchon ko peet is the…
(They win the game and the Pandavas lose)
Dushashan:
Ab lagenge 4 bhaai daav pe is the,
Lagana shuru karo davaa ghaav pe is the…
Yudhishthir:
Kuch nahi keh raha hu kyunki tum ho mere braata priya is the,
Warna yaad rakho hum sab bhi hai Kshatriya is the….
Shakuni:
Tum haar gaye ho game is the,
Don’t be wile, be tame is the….
Duryodhan:
Ab kya hai tumhare paas is the?
Bhaaiyon k alawa bhi koi hai khaas is the….??
Yudhishthir:
Well, bro…..Tum mujhe itna bhadkaaoge yadi is the,
Lagata hu main daav pe Draupadi is the…
(They lose Draupadi too)
Arjun:
Brata shree, yeh aap nahi jaante ek aurat ki peeda is the….
You lost her in Dyut Kreeda is the…..
Nakul:
Well bro, this is not good is the,
Bhaiyya Bheem is crazy for food is the.
Karna:
Well Yudhishthir, you have lost all is
the…..
Call that arrogant Draupadi into the hall is the…..
The name of our continent is Asia is the,
Draupadi ko main kahunga Veshya is the…..
Arjun:
Yaad rakho dusht, mera naam hai Arjun is the…..
Zyada bologe toh chus lunga tumhaara khoon is the…..
Duryodhan:
Oye gadhe, idiot khacchar is the….
Now your status is less than a machchar is the….
Dushashan, please call that aurat is the,
Jiski hui mujhe andhaa bolne ki jurrat is the….
(Draupadi is dragged to the court by hair. She is
struggling and Dushashan does not listen)
Dushashan:
You are our daasi is the….
Bade bhaiyya ko hui hai Khaansi is the.
Karna:
You are living in Asia is the,
I will call you Veshya is the…..
Draupadi:
KARNA!!!!! Mere gusse ki dabaaiye hai
tumne chaanp is the,
Ab main tumhe deti hu shraap is the……
Duryodhan:
Well bro, Dushashan is the,
Kar lo is Ghamandi aurat ka vastraharan is the…..
Chalaao yeh gaadi is the,
Kheench lo iski saadi is the….
Bheem:
Tujhaaaaa…………………….
Yudhishthir:
Shaant Bheem …….Shaant……Krodh….tum krodhit ho……
Bheem: Meri patni ka vastraharan ho raha hai…Kaise
na hou Krodhit?
Nakul: Haan Bhaiyya…..Main yeh nahi hone de
sakta…Meri bhi biwi hai…
Yudhishthir: Nakul…..Biwi nahi, Bhabhi….Tumhe kaun
Pandav samajta hai…..
Arjun: Well, bro….Isko main jeet kar laaya tha…………
Yudhishthir: Toh kya hua? Haara toh maine hai na….
(The vastraharan process begins and he pulls her
robes and the music starts….Zoobi Doobi)
Krishna Bhagwan appears
Krishna:
Well Panchali, tumhare safety hai Pakki is the,
Because you are my best friend and Sakhi is the……
(Draupadi is saved and her honour is intact)
Draupadi:
Why did you come so late is the,
Kya tum bhoot ho yaa pret is the?
Krishna:
Whatever! But maine tumhe kiya hai save is the….
I am ultimately brave is the….
I am the best in this clan is the
Main hoon apne zamaane ka spiderman is the ……
Draupadi:
Lekin iss saree ka ganda hai fall is the….
How can I smile after all is the???
Draupadi:
(to Pandavas) Khelo, tum sab khelo yeh
ganda game of taash is the….
Ek din isi ki wajah se hoga Kuru vansh kaa naash is
the…..
Bheem:
Dushashan, tumne liya hai Draupadi se pangaa is the,
Yuddh mein todunga main teri Jhangaa is the….
Shakuni:
Lekin haarne par tum sab jaaoge leke yeh traas is the,
13 varsh ka hoga tumhe van vaas is the…..
Draupadi:
Well, Mamashree….. Jahaan hui hai meri izzat chakna choor is the,
Main chod ke jaa rahi hu Hastinapur is the….
Arjun:
Panchali, odh lo saaree kar lo isko wrap is the….
These Kauravas are nothing but crap is the…
Duryodhan:
Now you all get out is the,
My throat is sore I can’t shout is the….
(Thus, They all go for the Vanvaas and Agyaatvaas)
